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Introducing L Anne

Who is L Anne Carrington?

L Anne Carrington is a nom de plume for a below average writer by the name of Lori Dennick, who resides in Mckeesport, PA. She also goes by Lori Carrington as well as The Wrestling Babe and TheLoriC.  Lori has been online since at least 2000, using the internet to spread her fantasy worlds far and wide.

 

Lori is a fan of many things:

- Noah Wyle from ER

- Wrestling

- Constantine Maroulis

- Faking pregnancies

- Having invisible fiancés

- Plagiarizing other people's work and claiming it as her own (this is covered in most chapters)

- Writing really awful fiction (both G rated and adult stories)

- Creating multiple sock puppet personalities for forums (over 70 pseudonyms and counting)

- Offering herself up as an escort

- Interviewing herself (and pretending to be someone else doing the interviewing)

- Interviewing her sock puppet personalities (talking to herself)

- Advising strangers on proper manners (plagiarized yet again)

- Claiming to have had lap band surgery (multiple times)

- Naming pets after celebrities she's obsessed with

- Creating hate sites for spouses of celebrities she's obsessed with

- Winning non existent beauty pageants

- Plagiarizing WWE storylines in her novel The Cruiserweight

- Creating fake Bebo and MySpace profiles

- Creating fake Twitter accounts

- Writing a lot of rape & incest porn involving Mary Sue characters based upon herself

- Claiming various ailments for sympathy

- Bad Photoshopping to back up her lies

- Declaring herself an internet plus sized supermodel

- Pretending to be a lawyer

- Photoshopping cards she claimed to received from celebrities

- Faking emails she claimed came from celebrities

- Faking photos of celebrities she claimed were from web cam chats with them

- Showing absolutely no remorse over her actions when caught, only sorrow that she was caught (again)

- Faking suicide threats when caught

- Calling herself a celebrity journalist/blogger/author

- Filling Helium.com with plagiarized material she hasn't credited to the original authors

- Befriending like minded women who also like lying about themselves online and stalking/harassing people who expose them

- Selling porn on Amazon.com that she plagiarized from other people

 

Lori's also active offline, and has been convicted (in real courts in Mckeesport) several times of felonies such as theft and fraud. And has an open bench warrant out for her right now.

The Book chronicles her online and offline activities, her criminal activity, and details all the things she's done, said or claimed.

L Anne may be the greatest troll in the history of the internets. She should have her own entry on Fandom Wank and Encyclopedia Dramatica. She thrives upon the attention.

L Anne is love. And swanky, always swanky.

Comments (6)
  • Gordon66  - What this evil aurthor is not telling you
    What this horrible person :angry-red: who runs this here web site is not telling you is what an incredible artist L Anne is. Be it old Popsicle sticks, cotton balls, glue, hair, old Cheetos, or whatever her media, she is a genius. She even auctioned her work off to save cats. I scour various high end art sites hoping to find her jewels as some day her genius will be recognized and the value will skyrocket.

    She is a porn artist too. A Goddess! BOW TO HER BOW BOW NOW BOW TO L ANNE
  • lardtard
    And pipe cleaners, right? There had better be pipe cleaners.

    And some macaroni.

    And glitter.
  • swankster
    Don't forget chicken wire and crepe paper. She'll need to construct a float to haul her big ass along the parade route.
    Inevitably there'll be a parade in her honor, no?
  • lardtard
    A parade! OMG YES! Can we have one like the Macy's one, with balloons depicting all her personalities? I can imagine it now. Enormous, fat balloons of Loranden, Greenlea, Siobhan and more! :0
  • swankster
    Somehow I knew the notion of a parade would excite you. Such a swanky way to celebrate a big blowhard.
  • lardtard
    I would polish my tiara and dry clean my sash for the occasion. :love:
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