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Home Sample Chapters The Chronicles of L Anne Carrington - Chapter Sixteen

The Chronicles of L Anne Carrington - Chapter Sixteen

In the last exciting chapter, we learnt of L Anne’s engagement, enormous engagement ring her fiance Zander Christensen had bought her, and the wonderful news about her pregnancy! It was SO exciting! Let’s find out how the baby is going, shall we?

BettyChick62 wrote:
LOL…I figure I better get some fun in before I start to show too much and I can’t move around…and then there will be the arrival of the bambino.

It would be a shame to show too much too early, right L Anne?

She lied about her age… in the thread called “How Old Were You When Constantine Was Born,” she posted:

BettyChick62 wrote:
I was 3 1/2

Remember - her birth year is 1962, like her username. Constantine is born in 1975.

In a thread called “Anyone Here Fuck a Rock Star?”, Lori answered:

BettyChick62 wrote:
Does being engaged to a musician and expecting our first child count?

Awww how sweet.

She was really playing up the nausea/morning sickness angle on the BB to elicit sympathy from the women over there:

BettyChick62 wrote:
I haven’t been sick too much–yet. I did feel a little naseous yesterday, but it wasn’t anything tea and crackers (yum..lol) didn’t settle. And so far, I’m still wearing ‘regular’ clothes. But DAAAAAAAAMN, the HEARTBURN! The Tums jar has been getting a lot of visits lately.

BettyChick62 wrote:
I think Zan’s going to be one of those ’sympathizer’ guys. He’s getting a little pouch on him the last few weeks or so. Of course, if he’s MIA after I get back from Atlantic City, you all know what happened.

BettyChick62 wrote:
It’s also another tea-and-crackers day for me so far. I think I went a little TOO nuts feasting at the Christmas party last night.

BettyChick62 wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if this bambino is going to be a boy as much heartburn I have and of course, being nauseated earlier. LMAO You know those pesky males sometimes….

She stuck to tea and crackers? Really?

BettyChick62 wrote:
My hormones must have really been talking earlier today LOL, especially seeing all these pretty girls that were at Club Blu last night, which kind of triggered my ‘Will I stand a snowball’s chance in hell when I go to AC?”

Of course, Zan gave me hell when I talked to him earlier. He says the boys should be HONORED to be in MY presence instead of the other way around! LMAO

Is it any wonder I want to marry this guy?

As all men would be; honoured, to be around her.

zanderchristensen wrote:
Oh, I am feeling so loved right now. SWEET

And I meant every word when I talked to you earlier. We just went through this song and dance back in February right before you went to WWE No Way Out, and Peewee wasn’t even a gleam in your eye then. Remember how nervous you were about going because you didn’t think any of the guys would like you? Next thing I knew, there was this picture of PAUL FREAKING LONDON with his arm around you at the Marriott lounge after the show and then there were guys that gave you their autographs and said HI without you even going up to them.

I have a very good feeling you (and Peewee) will also have a blast in Atlantic City; especially if you are going to be rooming with Barb. And hey, you’ll be in other good company too, or I wouldn’t be so happy about you going on an eight-hour bus trip by yourself to a strange city to see some strange Greek dude (I’m kidding on the last line, ladies…don’t kill me). SWEET

Relax. Enjoy. Lord knows you’ve earned it with your paid/recreational writing, the PR stuff, and you helping with my band. GO!!!!!

He is just so sweet and kind and amazing, isn’t he?

He was in a band, remember?

BettyChick62 wrote:
The band is supposed to debut early next year and I have Zan’s site to keep up on and the band page to get together once the rest of the goons send me their stuff. I’ll probably be huge by the time the debut comes around.

She was so busy with it all.

zanderchristensen wrote:
Thanks to Lori’s hard work (and me staying on her behind), the band’s official page is now open. It’s pretty ghetto at the moment since we are not officially debuting until early 2006.

Come on over and keep up with new developments at: http://www.myspace.com/delightfulnoise76

Thanks again, babe.

Yeah totally check out the MySpace.

BettyChick62 wrote:
You’re welcome. Now will you be quiet? LOL.

I’ll be looking for a photographer for the group when I get back from AC.

I hope someone offered to take photos of the band!

zanderchristensen wrote:
Methinks BettyChick is feeling a bit melancholy today.

See, I don’t know if the hormones were out of whack today or what, but she saw the pics and recaps from Club Blu last night (which were pretty cool, if I say so myself), and is now wavering back in forth between still looking forward to going to Atlantic City in a little over two weeks (she got tickets for the show, the trip and other things) and being apprehensive about going because SHE thinks she isn’t going to fit in with anyone and the boys will think she’s some kind a screw job.

I gave her a sermon earlier about how she’ll be great and have a blast, being she’s rooming with Barb to begin with (and trust that she will help a litt to show both Lori and Peewee a great time) and how I wouldn’t be so thrilled about her going on an eight-hour bus trip by herself to a strange city to see some strange Greek dude otherwise (I’m kidding on the last line, ladies…don’t kill me). SWEET

Lord knows she has more than earned the opportunity to go with her paid/recreational writing work, the PR stuff, and helping with my band. She could really use a boost to get her to look TOTALLY forward to going again. Messages of encouragement are welcome.

Yeah so go over there and pat L Anne on the back for being the most awesome person ever!

BettyChick62 wrote:
Zan…..help…..

These next two weeks are going to kill me, and I hope to come back with as good of pictures that everyone got today and last weekend. But I am having a feeling that may not happen. Ahh…hormones have taken over again.

And I’ve got carb cravings to beat the band. Must be the combo of hormones and nerves. What is going on with me? I have been so goofy lately….

Maybe have some more crackers?

zanderchistensen wrote:
Breathe, love, breathe……

Oh, wait, it isn’t time for that part yet. LMAO

Will you CHILLAX?! You’re going to be great! And I have a feeling you will be meeting a few special people from what I have been reading here (and hearing about from you Wink). Just think, two weeks from tonight, you’ll be having such a blast, you won’t know if you’re coming or going. Meanwhile, I’m stuck here looking at Chris’ ugly mug.

I love this couple so.

 

Comments (3)
  • lardtard
    For those new to the tale - neither Zander or the baby exist. :0

    Read the book and see just how far she took the fake pregnancy and engagement.
  • swizzlekiss
    "zander's" use of SWEET touches me in my special angry place -- i wish she wasn't stuck in the 14-year-old girl phase... any new chapters for book 3?
  • lardtard
    New chapters are coming soon. More info can be found here

    http://lannecarringtonbook.com/index.php/book-three :evil:
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